Anonymous asked: you ate six cupcakes?

yeah, man. i love to eat so

no hOt SINglE men, but i ate a hot dog, a pulled pork sandwich, corn on the cob, potato salad, grilled pineapple, and six cupcakes, so i did okay, i’d say.

my mother is incredibly passionate about people not wearing black tube socks, like literally yelling about it

i love/hate weddings for real 

my step-sister is getting married today and my step-dad keeps telling me “there’s going to be a lot of hot single guys there.” and i keep yelling “I DON’T CARE!!!” and it’s quite awful